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tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

elysedc

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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invocador-de-nutrias

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astetiq

astetiq:

If animals could speak the world would be such a better place

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greentherapy

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gothmcr
gothmcr:

It was sexy and challenged your sexuality. I guess all I added to that was eyeliner. I wanted to challenge gender, abuse the audience. I didn’t want the girls to want to fuck me, I wanted the straight guys to want to fuck me.

gothmcr:

It was sexy and challenged your sexuality. I guess all I added to that was eyeliner. I wanted to challenge gender, abuse the audience. I didn’t want the girls to want to fuck me, I wanted the straight guys to want to fuck me.

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damedonger

damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

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edens-blog

conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house:The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me:Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy:If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me:uh
  • Me:i dont get it
  • Guy:you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me:did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past:What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy:HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl:I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy:*SCREAMING*
  • girl:*SCREAMING*
  • me:*SCREAMING*
  • first boy:uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
tastefullyoffensive
tastefullyoffensive:

[flaspeed]

tastefullyoffensive:

[flaspeed]

out-in-the-open

out-in-the-open:

Best Winchester Brotherly Bonding Scenes 

Sammy being very unimpressed with Dean’s TV choices and making fun of him for them. 

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